March 2012
February 2012
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if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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Watchchildrenpainteddiagrams:
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bromo-aj:
rest in peace.
i just laughed so hard
bahaha
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“Two plus two equals four; I put sugar in my coffee and it tastes sweet; the sun...”
– Temperance Brennan (via dr-brennan)
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I am really just laughing my ass off. I am having...
Him: Well send me a pic?
Me: with a tampon in? Nah, that’ll be a turn off.
Him: Oh what? you’re still on it, then nahh.
Me: Haha yeah. Nahh… and i just got it on sat. it lasts a week dude.
Him: Oh whaaaaaat. I thought it was like just a couple days like 3 or 4 the most
Me: Nah dude hahaha like 7 or 8
Him: Oh. OH SHIT!!! Well maybe if you exercised more you wouldnt get it...
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
When people call YOUR best friend THEIR best...
laugh-addict:
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ablogofthings:
iamKing: Baby, you can wear my hat.
iamkingspeaks:
Just twist it to the back. We drinkin’ out the bottle while you sittin’ on my lap. Then we can go outside. Let me take you on a ride with the top down. Show you off to people, you my prize.
That’s exactly how it should be. Honestly, ecstatically, proud of the person standing next to you. Like damn, how did I land this. Like...
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